I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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