I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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