did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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