Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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