Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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