so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
As shirtless as possible
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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