The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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