I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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