Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
sex on a bike is impossible
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