If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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