I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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