I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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