I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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