Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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