is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
True college students do jello shots in the library
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