For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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