I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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