her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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