I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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