Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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