I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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