I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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