Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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