he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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