doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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