I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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