is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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