is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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