I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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