I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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