She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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