i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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