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The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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