best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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