If that was your dad, he is hot
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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