at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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