i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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