that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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