i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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