you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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