Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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