i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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