did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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