His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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