Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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