hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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