i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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