Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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