you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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