that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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