We won't sleep together?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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