I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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