I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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How's work?
Spinning.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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