reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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