On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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