I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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